Cheat the nursing home. Die on your LASER.
I've gone carbon neutral so it won't be my fault!ps I think I can guess what Frazer from Dad's Army would say under these circumstances
For my readers not familiar with Dad's Army...We're doomed.
I was going to leave a comment here, but now isn't a good time for me.
I was going to respond to your comment, but I'm not going to do so until all the other readers agree to do the same thing.
We all suck!
Sailors should receive state aid for purchase of sailing boats and Subsidy payments every time the sails are hoisted. If the sails cannot be used because of (a) too much wind, or (b) no wind, then guaranteed minimum payments shall be made equivalent to the amount payable on the average sailing day when the sails are in use. Payments shall be set at a level designed to make sailors extremely rich.The money to make these payments is to be raised by taxing everyone who hasn't got a boat in proportion to the amount of time they waste being not on the water.
I was going to go sailing today Patrick but I will sell you my right to go sailing today if you want it.