Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Thanksgiving Cooking Tip #2 - How to Cook a Turkey

 Step 1: Go buy a turkey

 Step 2: Take a drink of whisky

 Step 3: Put turkey in the oven

 Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whisky

 Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens

 Step 6: Take 3 more whiskies of drink

 Step 7: Turk the bastey

 Step 8: Whisky another bottle of get

 Step 9: Ponder the meat thermometer

 Step 10: Glass yourself a pour of whisky

 Step 11: Bake the whisky for 4 hours

 Step 12: Take the oven out of the turkey

 Step 13: Floor the turkey up off of the pick

 Step 14: Turk the carvey

 Step 15: Get yourself another scottle of botch

 Step 16: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey

 Step 17: Bless the dinner and pass out


Baydog said...

Hey......wait.......where's my stark and dormy?

Tillerman said...



Who wrote this post?

Pandabonium said...

As the turkey said to the farmer, "quack, quack, quack".

O Docker said...

I've found this works just as well if you only do the even-numbered steps.

Joe said...

Bourbon, not Scotch! Damn it, Jim. I'm a doctor, not a cook!

Tillerman said...

But Step 15 wouldn't be funny if both words began with B.

Noodle said...

Is this live?

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