Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Thanksgiving Cooking Tip #2 - How to Cook a Turkey




 Step 1: Go buy a turkey

 Step 2: Take a drink of whisky

 Step 3: Put turkey in the oven

 Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whisky

 Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens

 Step 6: Take 3 more whiskies of drink

 Step 7: Turk the bastey

 Step 8: Whisky another bottle of get

 Step 9: Ponder the meat thermometer

 Step 10: Glass yourself a pour of whisky

 Step 11: Bake the whisky for 4 hours

 Step 12: Take the oven out of the turkey

 Step 13: Floor the turkey up off of the pick

 Step 14: Turk the carvey

 Step 15: Get yourself another scottle of botch

 Step 16: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey

 Step 17: Bless the dinner and pass out


7 comments:

Baydog said...

Hey......wait.......where's my stark and dormy?

Tillerman said...

What?

Wait.

Who wrote this post?

Pandabonium said...

As the turkey said to the farmer, "quack, quack, quack".

O Docker said...

I've found this works just as well if you only do the even-numbered steps.

Joe said...

Bourbon, not Scotch! Damn it, Jim. I'm a doctor, not a cook!

Tillerman said...

But Step 15 wouldn't be funny if both words began with B.

Noodle said...

Is this live?

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