Cheat the nursing home. Die on your LASER.
PFDs are mandatory (Playdoh Forming Devices)
Dear Sir,Please can you assure me that a proper risk assessment has been undertaken, submitted in triplicate and approved for the pictured activty. Including the risk of concussion from falling cameras.Please ensure that the children desist from ANY playful activity until risk is reduced to absolute zero.Yours Elfin SafetySecretaryNAFF(National Anti Family Fun)